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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s most popular program, “The Rachel Maddow Show,” continued in May…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tara Reade revealed during a recent interview with Fox News that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A lot of Americans are having a tough time amid the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is drafting legislation that would set up an independent commission…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume expressed his concerns over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attacks against former Vice President Joe Biden have escalated as many on the left…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Joe Biden is the only 2020 presidential candidate who was in the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Pompeo spoke this past April at Texas A&M University, recalling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News medical correspondent Dr. Marc Siegel says San Francisco residents…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is inserting herself into the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Multiple administration officials tell Fox News that when Robert Mueller met with President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A photo obtained by Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight” shows former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson was caught on tape saying conservatives and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson, a 2020 presidential hopeful and author, said she’s discovered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Liberal actress Bette Midler came under fire after accusing President Trump of paying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Elizabeth Warren turned down a Fox News invitation for a televised…

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