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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – GOP nominee Mitt Romney, states that he will be selecting his running mate based on whoever has a business mindset similar to his. He is currently looking for someone who has experience in finance, and proficient at dodging taxes by hiding money from the federal government in offshore bank accounts.