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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Mitt Romney is still struggling trying to gain support from the average American. He made the statement that he still doesn’t understand why so many people can’t see that he is no different than they are, while walking through a warehouse stocked with large crates that were filled with his money.