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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to date Mayor Michael Bloomberg, while he was living with his girlfriend Diana Taylor. Miss Piggy said she abruptly ended the relationship when she saw a picture of him at a picnic eating some barbecued ribs.