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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mike Bloomberg’s shuttered presidential campaign is dismissing staffers across the country,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – If someone had simply stopped and double-checked some math, they might…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic presidential contest is now a two-man race. Bernie Sanders went into Super…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg suspended his presidential campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Elizabeth Warren is planning to stay in the Democratic primary through the end of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN commentator Angela Rye shamed black Trump supporters, arguing that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg says golf fairways would suffer if illegal immigrants…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Billionaire Michael Bloomberg admitted that he is very concerned about the debate tonight….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg, the former mayor of New York City, said it’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg has now fired everyone who was involved in preparing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – During the democratic debate, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The seven dwarfs are now coming out against Michael Bloomberg, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A newly surfaced recording from a 2015 speech by Michael Bloomberg,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg caught flack after a viral video from a campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Katy Perry shared a meal with 2020 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg according to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Cory Booker said he was “taken aback” by 2020 Democratic nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Joe Biden says he welcomes Michael Bloomberg into the race for the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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