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BREAKING NEWS – Greensboro, North Carolina – John Edwards continues denying that he covered up his affair with his mistress Rielle Hunter, stating that was beneath him. He then explained, that he bribed other people to cover up the affair, and he had nothing to do with the implementation of their tactics.