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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Pakistan – The Taliban launch several suicide bomb attacks, protesting President Obama’s recent surprise visit to Pakistan. They stated that the primary source of their anger, was that Obama violated the basic common courtesy in the Book of Etiquette, which is to call ahead instead of just showing up unannounced.