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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He said his concern over the eternal salvation of these creatures will be reflected in his upcoming book, “The Porpoise Driven Life”.