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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA announces that they disrupted a plan by some Middle Eastern terrorists to kill Americans. The extremists created a group of suicide bombers that were also musicians. Their plan was to detonate their explosives hidden in their instruments during a concert, and they were called the “Tally Band”.