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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Unaware that they were being recorded, Afghan President Hamid Karzai became momentarily speechless. For no apparent reason, German Chancellor Angela Merkel told him, that even with a gray beard, she was still considerably more masculine than he is.