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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – A letter carrier that brought the wrong uniform to work, dies the following day of pneumonia. Upon hearing this, Postmaster General John Potter issued an order for all letter carriers to wear their summer uniforms until March, as an acceptable method for U.S.P.S. downsizing.