BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Dr. Phil’s radical new suggestion on how couples should resolve their differences that can’t afford a marriage counselor, has angered people across the nation. Dr. Phil later apologized, stating that he did not mean to imply that everyone should try his new idea, just the couples that have very good health plans and criminal defense lawyers.
NOTE* The administration here takes no resposibility for injuries sustained by couples embracing Dr. Phil’s recommendation.