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BREAKING NEWS – Amritsar, India – A photographer playing a prank, was nearly beaten to death shortly after this photo was taken, by three Nomadic women. All three women were arrested and charged with attempted murder. They later admitted that they are very gullible, and never should have fell for the water buffalo/chocolate milk nonsense.