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Brand new from Glade – “Relative Remover”. For $3.99 a spray can, you can now spray undesirable odors in your own home that encourages any relative to leave, that have worn out their welcome. The scents include “A humid day at the zoo”, “Sweat Socks”, and “Three day old fish heads”.