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BREAKING NEW – Tehran, Iran – After a record amount of voting, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announces the two finalists in their nationwide annual challenge. The supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and the former leader Ayatollah Khomeini a in a highly contested race, to see which one has or had the most lice in their beard.