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BREAKING NEWS – Niagara Falls, New York – Tightrope walker Nik Wallenda was not as calm and fearless as he lead the millions of viewers to believe, that saw him walk across Niagara Falls. According to an unnamed family member, Nik was obviously nervous and terrified, because when he got home, the Depends he was wearing was soaking wet.