Christmas Gift Ideas (6 of 15) 

For children that refuse to go to bed when told and insist that you read to them, for $6.95 you can purchase Badtime Stories. Not Bedtime, Badtime. This book provides exaggerated stories on how bad things were when parents were kids. It has lines like “When I was kid I had to walk five miles to school everyday”, and “We didn’t watch a big screen tv, we watched a radio” and “The pants I wore were so raggedy and had so many holes in them, that when the wind blew, they whistled”. This book is specifically written to make your offspring feel guilty and ungrateful. Remember, a traumatized child is a sleepy child.