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BREAKING NEWS – Amesbury, Massachusetts – Contestants for the Musical Chairs World Championship are seen scrambling for a spot to sit down. It’s held once a year to show what people do to have fun, that are considered by the rest of the world as pathetic losers with way too much time on their hands.