BREAKING NEWS – Beret Russia – Two Russian Cossacks are photographed performing their ritual of dancing with their sables. It’s done regularly, right before they behead someone for constantly producing the irritating sound of an accordion.
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BREAKING NEWS – Beret Russia – Two Russian Cossacks are photographed performing their ritual of dancing with their sables. It’s done regularly, right before they behead someone for constantly producing the irritating sound of an accordion.