Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15)

For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when he’s preaching, the all new “Sanctuary Ejector Seats”. At $85.00 each, the ejector seat can throw the average size adult about 50 feet into the air. It performs three functions simultaneously. It wakes them up by throwing them into the ceiling (if not through it). It reminds everyone else in the congregation what’ll happen to them if they don’t give the pastor their undivided attention. And, it’s a spiritual reference to the direction in which heaven is.