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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney and his wife Ann, were photographed floating on Lake Winnipesaukee. Ann later admitted, that it was his desire to ride on the jet ski, but she had to drive him around on it because Mitt had forgotten that it was his chauffer’s day off.