BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – A large crowd early in the morning gathers for a historic moment in New York. It was the first time they had ever seen a former Wall Street Occupier that had bathed, and was carrying a job application.
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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – A large crowd early in the morning gathers for a historic moment in New York. It was the first time they had ever seen a former Wall Street Occupier that had bathed, and was carrying a job application.