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BREAKING NEWS – Mason City, Iowa – Former GOP candidate Newt Gingrich, stated that he is glad to get away from politics for a few months. He explained that he is happy to finally get the opportunity to tour the country, and convince people that his wife Callista, is not a runaway mannequin from Macy’s.