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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Thanks to the AKC and PETA, New York is now the only state that recognizes marriages of dogs. What is currently being debated in their state congress is, if the male dog leaves after the female has a litter, if he’s legally obligated to pay puppy support.