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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – While visiting Israel, presidential candidate Mitt Romney states that he is really comfortable in that nation. He explained that loved the fact that it would be highly unlikely that any Jewish people would ever be critical of his wealth, or the way he manages his money.