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BREAKING NEWS – Sanaa, Yemen – Thousands of citizens take to the streets in Yemen, showing their open hostility toward Baskin-Robbins, by holding up two fingers. The near riot came about shortly after the famous ice cream franchise decided that regardless of the flavor, they will only give one scoop per cone.