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BREAKING NEWS – KFC CEO David C. Novak, decides to take the exact opposite position of competitor Chic-fil-A, by saying he condones same sex marriages. Novak also stated, that if he and Kentucky Fried Chicken existed 3000 years ago, he would have probably opened several restaurants in both Sodom and Gomorrah.