BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – After enjoying a meal at Gateway Breakfast House, President Obama gets into a very heated argument with the restaurant chef repeatedly saying, “You didn’t cook that!”
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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – After enjoying a meal at Gateway Breakfast House, President Obama gets into a very heated argument with the restaurant chef repeatedly saying, “You didn’t cook that!”