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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hundreds of British sports fans booed Michael Phelps after he won 100 meters butterfly, calling him arrogant. They accused of him of intentionally displaying a big smile, just so they can could get envious of what it looks like to have a full set of white teeth.