BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – After Mitt Romney showed three years of his tax returns, Senator Harry Reid’s personal physician sends a letter to the Republican National Committee. In the ten page letter it states in part, that Reid should not be expected to name his source regarding Romney not paying his taxes, because no such person exists. It concluded that the RNC is fully aware of Reid’s senility issues, because “they” as well as Democrats, approved the funds to have Reid’s Washington office child-proofed for his own safety.