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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rumors continue to grow that Fox News political contributor Tamara Holder, had an affair with civil rights activist Jesse Jackson. Holder and Jackson have recently contacted the police after they received a threatening letter, that was jointly drafted and signed by the Black Panthers and the KKK.