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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden states that the title “MasterCard”, is an indirect reference to slavery and should be changed. He also stated that back in the 1800’s, blacks in the south were not allowed to buy anything with credit cards, because the racist laws only allowed them to use Pay Pal.