BREAKING NEWS – Guatemala City, Guatemala – Police in Guatemala continue to search cars that may be carrying anything illegal. A clown that was stopped was informed that they had “shoot to kill orders”, if he tried anything funny.
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BREAKING NEWS – Guatemala City, Guatemala – Police in Guatemala continue to search cars that may be carrying anything illegal. A clown that was stopped was informed that they had “shoot to kill orders”, if he tried anything funny.