BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, has been voted the ugliest female to ever walk the halls of the White House, by the U.S. Historical Society. Second place went to former President Warren G. Harding’s bulldog.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, has been voted the ugliest female to ever walk the halls of the White House, by the U.S. Historical Society. Second place went to former President Warren G. Harding’s bulldog.