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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus is now defending President Obama regarding the statement he made when he ran for office in 2008, stating that he campaigned in 57 states. They said that his statement was accurate, because he campaigned in all 50 states in America, and 7 in Mexico.