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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, states that it has been overblown that half of the people at their convention in a vote, denied God three times. She explained that the DNC took the historic position, because Peter did the same thing to Jesus three times, so it’s no big deal.