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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Teachers Union in Chicago still plan to go on strike as negotiations wear on. One of the major sticking points, is teachers want a share of the millions of dollars in revenue, generated from parents of illiterate seniors that are willing to buy their children’s high school diplomas.