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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mitt Romney denies that he is pandering to Latinos by appearing on the Spanish Network Telemundo, with facial make-up that made him look darker. He also refused to comment on arriving at the news station in a limousine with extra wide chrome rims, while wearing a sombrero.