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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Greece – In the courtyard of the Defense Ministry, without music riot police uses their latest method of controlling a crowd called, “kick dancing”. Most of the men that were protesting, either were arrested or taken to the local hospital with various degrees of groin injuries.