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BREAKING NEWS – Bellefonte, Pennsylvania – Convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky proclaims his innocence, but still gets sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison. His attorney states that Sandusky will find prison extremely difficult, because he has never tried to nurture a relationship with a male that was over 12 years old.