BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) announce that as of 2018, they will ban all automakers from installing radios or cd players. After conducting an extensive 10 year study, they have determined that listening to “gangsta rap” or “heavy metal”, fuels road rage. The NTSB also concluded that blacks anger level increased dramatically, while listening to the violent and explicit lyrics of gangsta rap. And whites that listened to heavy metal, would typically get hostile out of frustration because most of them don’t know how to dance.