BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Musical director Paul Shaffer announces that he is seriously considering leaving the David Letterman Show after three decades. He said that even though Letterman does a lot of topical humor, he’s about the “dumbest person” he had ever met before in his life. Shaffer added, that what is particularly irritating, is to constantly see Letterman crying uncontrollably every time he finds out that Jay Leno has beaten him in the ratings.