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BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – President Obama is pictured shaking some dice, after he and Mitt Romney agreed in a winner take all crap game for the swing state of Nevada. Most of the independent voters who saw the debate, are now convinced that both men still have snake eyes.