BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Apple fires Senior Vice President Scott Forstall for launching their disastrous software update mapping application, that replaced Google Maps. According to Forstall, he was simply told to “get lost”.
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Apple fires Senior Vice President Scott Forstall for launching their disastrous software update mapping application, that replaced Google Maps. According to Forstall, he was simply told to “get lost”.