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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of possible running mates for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to choose…

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BREAKING NEWS – Basking Ridge, New Jersey – Apple has announced that it is teaming up with Verizon for a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin works at a computer store, and he was telling me about what happened when they recently received a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple chief executive Tim Cook threw down the gauntlet this week by taking a…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The time has finally come for the Apple Watch. CEO Tim Cook unveiled…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple has now been flooded with complaints from people that have purchased their new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple finally made its big entry into the wearable technology market, unveiling, its long-anticipated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – After irrefutable evidence surfaces, Apple Computers have now admitted that their founder Steve Jobs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers CEO Timothy D. Cook, announces that they will be selling their latest…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Apple fires Senior Vice President Scott Forstall for launching their disastrous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple announces that by 2025, they will have developed a small cell phone that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – After losing their lawsuit, Samsung pays Apple over one billion dollars in nickels loaded…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A U.S. jury awards Apple over a billion dollars in a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers finally acknowledge that their new iPad heats up to 116 degrees because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers apologizes to the thousands of customers all of the world, that felt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers who has created the iPod and iPhone has decided to stop production of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Apple’s iPhones and Google’s Android smartphones now regularly transmit their locations back to Apple and Google, respectively….

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