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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Charles Schulz’ family files a law suits against Snoop Dogg, alleging that he is infringing on the copyrighted character Snoopy, created by the famous cartoonist. They also alleged other similarities, including that Snoop Dogg’s brain is about the size of “Peanuts”.