BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barrack Obama wins his second term as President. He says he’s already contacted the President Hu Jintao of China, promising to sign the property rights of the U.S. over to him by 2016.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barrack Obama wins his second term as President. He says he’s already contacted the President Hu Jintao of China, promising to sign the property rights of the U.S. over to him by 2016.