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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – The Danish government kicks Lindsay Lohan out of their country, after she hit one of their landmark buildings while driving under the influence. The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark was outraged, and reminded them that the United States doesn’t want her either.