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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Several of Louis Farrakhan’s former classmates from his teenage years, have come forward explaining why the outspoken Muslim leader is so intensely anti-Semitic. They state that it all began, shortly after he was stood-up on a date by a Jewish girl at his high school prom.