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BREAKING NEWS – San’a, Yemen – Seven men drowned at a construction site, after a sudden and unexpected intense rainstorm. Shortly below before the men took their final breath and slipped below the surface, people in the area stated that they heard them yelling at each other saying, “I thought you were going to bring the ladder!”